Vintage Tumblr Themes

gordonramsaysbutt:

April fools prank: replace all of the sugar in your house with cocaine

owlmylove:

avvadakedavvra:

disneyprincessdreams:

anniephantom:

why doesn’t disneyworld have a kuzcotopia

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Because they would have to destroy the homes of the locals to make room for it

that hasnt stopped any corporations before

#SHOTS FIRED

When someone asks how your boyfriend is doing

jollyasaroger:

nothingelsetodohere:

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I’ve finally done it. I’ve found the post that literally describes my entire existence. 

awesomephilia:

Purr = happy cat noise

Gato = Spanish for cat

Purgatory = infinite realm of happy Spanish cats


Britain:  Excuse Me
Mexico:  Perdon
Italy:  Permesso
France:  Pardon
Canada:  Sorry
America:  Get the fuck out of my way douchedick

camaronez:

my response to everything is either no or i don’t know.