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burgrs:

I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong

dullaidan:

i love vines and super short videos cause its like “man this video is only 4 seconds how much could happen in 4 seconds” so much man So Much

fricklesticks:

Anyone who describes a butthole as an “entrance” in fanfiction just makes me think “knock knock here comes my cock”

fake-mermaid:

i think one of the hardest things in life is trying to get comfortable in bed when you have boobs

that feel when

17yr:

you really need roll on body glitter but it isnt sold in stores anymore

slenclerman:

gaining a new follower

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